Height: 5'5" (just barely)
Weight: 1/25th of Justin Blackwell
Hair Color: Skin

After a successful stint as a "club kid" (whatever the hell that is), young Ryan went on to find work being a roadie for The Dave Mathews Band - he didn't find any.  Brooklyn's Own, Ryan Roxbury, was not deterred however - he soon entered the world of pro-wrestling in an effort to impress Mr. Mathews, however thanks to all the horrible punishment he has taken over the past few years, he doesn't seem to remember that being the reason he became a wrestler (lucky him).

Roxbury's training went along without incident for several months at the ECPW School in Lake Hiawatha, NJ, until he was reported missing - the wrestlers were notified that Ryan Roxbury was missing and after their question of "who the hell is Ryan Roxbury?" was answered, they began to search for the aspiring young grappler.  He was soon discovered in the back-fat of Lucky Zaccone.

Despite doctor's warnings...and laughter...Ryan Roxbury debuted at the ECPW Arena.  Fans were delighted as they were thrilled to see what they assumed was a greyhound racing dog donning obnoxious yellow tights - once they were informed it was indeed a human male wrestler - they were less thrilled.  One woman was in stitches however as she complimented ECPW Owner, Gino Caruso, "That guy is hilarious he plays that total doofus character perfectly."  Caruso replied "yeah, character...riiight."

The true highlight of his career however was when Ryan Roxbury stood face-to-face with two-time ECPW Heavyweight Champion and reality star, Andrew Anderson.  Roxbury was paid by Doug DeVito to mock the extra...uh I mean extra special CO-STAR, of the film "The Wrestler." Why did Devito do this you ask?  Because he is just a sick f*** like that, I guess.  Anderson soon used Roxbury as dental floss, a q-tip and various other items you can find at your neighborhood Walgreens.  Roxbury was in tough condition, and 911 was called.  Roxbury had to wait for medical assistance as the EMTs were busy attempting to help The Creeper.  It took nearly 45 minutes to convince those brave EMTs that Creeper had not been assaulted with a power-sander and his face just looks like that normally.  Brave Roxbury hung on only crying to ten minutes, briefly pondering how he may never again caress Dave Mathew's talented beard stubble. Morphine is a hell of a drug.

The entire episode was filmed the Anderson's reality show staff and will be incorporated into an episode premiering this Tuesday Night at 8pm in Drew's imagination.

The plucky young...guy....returned to action soon, however, and was back confusing crowds left and right...specifically left and right of the Hudson River.  Ryan Roxbury seems to be a benevolent force in Brooklyn and Staten Island where is alleged friends live; however in most other towns such as McAdoo, PA and Binghamton, NY Roxbury is a little meaner and a little more threatening and a little.  This "angry" Roxbury has no respect for the rules within the ring and is a known rule-breaker even aligning himself with such nasty and hated entities entities as Prince Akkanatan, WASP, and Justin Beiber (Dave Mathews watch out!).

The whole "being-a-skinny-club-kid" business isn't what it used to be and Roxbury soon picked up work as a Butler for WASP: William Alexander Samuel Palmer.  His Bowling-pin shaped new boss, a miserly individual has poor "Reginald" Roxbury doing such menial tasks as desensitizing the ring ropes (they were about due to have the Santana-oil removed anyway) and make sure his toilet-seat-destroying hips are well hydrated with Avian (anything less would be copyright infringement).

How will this new union work out for Roxbury?  Is this union even legal in states other than Vermont and Hawaii?  Keep it tuned to ECPW Adrenaline to find out.